What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:01

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What does the Bible say about the Antichrist? How will we know when he arrives on the scene?
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.